i want to throw up when i think about the past and all the people that i used to be friends with and all the wrong things ive done and all the things ive said that i shouldnt have
I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.
If you live in West Virginia in North America…
DO NOT DRINK, BATHE WITH, LAUNDER OR EVEN BOIL YOUR WATER.
THERE HAS BEEN A CHEMICAL LEAK. AREA HAS BEEN DECLARED A FEDERAL EMERGENCY.
- WATER IS TOXIC IN WEST VIRIGINIA DO NOT USE IT. AT ALL.
I know I’m not American but I know some of my followers are. I just wanted to give you a heads up. Please let your loved ones in the area know.
For more information: http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/eyewitness/140109_22268.shtml
When she entered Wonderland as a child, she fought as a child, with words and with whimsy, and Wonderland—inasmuch as it could be, inasmuch as its inhabitants had the capacity to be—was kind to her. It changed her, yes, but in little ways, interior ways. She went home a girl, not a talking flower, and her stripes were all in places that sensible stockings could easily conceal.
When she entered Wonderland as an adult, she quickly found that things had changed. But so much of that place had a strange memory that if she kept her colors the same, if she wrapped herself in pale blue and purest white, it would think her a child still…until she could get close enough to strike.
When Alice returned to Wonderland, she returned to win.
Fun Historical Fact: There used to be more gay and lesbian content in early silent films until religious groups protested resulting in “decency standards.”
THE WAY THE ONE GIRL LOOKS DOWN ALL SHY AND THE OTHER CUPS HER FACE SO SWEETLY TO COMFORT HER- AHHHH
this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
oh my god
OH MY GOD IT’S YOU HI
*BREAKS EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN*
(Source: , via totally-today)
sometimes you just gotta suck a dick
aren’t you straight..?
*sucks dick nervously*